Mystic Marge’s Mid-Semester Marvels

Mystic Margerine (Marge if she likes you) is at it again. She’s spreading the wisdom like your favourite butter substitute.

 

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  1. How’s it going, peppercorn_anu?

    OK, I used to be Instagram-”big”, too.

    Ever thought about how to be an Instagram Influencer?

    Imagine: it is the wee hours of the morning and you told yourself you’d hit the gym today.

    Roll over, check your phone.

    Hit the Instragram App.

    Whoaaa, you think, Over 800 likes on one picture.

    Heading to the kitchen, you put the kettle on for some coffee and glance at your Instagram while you wait.

    Bam! Another 38 likes.

    Ding—a message pops into your inbox from a follower. They’re asking you for advice on how you manage your food, and are congratulating you on your third month of hitting the gym.

    A smile makes its way on your face as you read another message. This person emailed you to let you know she loves your posts.

    As you begin to write back, your phone buzzes again.

    Oops, another hit. But you can’t write back—you’ve got to hit the gym.
    Let’s stop the simulation there. People have a hard time achieving what they want in life. People can hardly get themselves to eat a good breakfast.

    Now, let’s learn to take control of your Instagram.

    Now, what if you raised your popularity by 100%, or 1000%?

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    Chow for now.

  2. Hey, peppercorn_anu!

    Don’t you wish you had a chance at being Instagram cool?

    If you’re like me, you’ve rummaged through Instagram, wondering “how do these darn people get so famous”?

    Picture this: You arise early Friday, even before your alarm buzzes.

    You pull out your cell.

    Make your way to Instagram.

    Wow, you think, Over 800 likes on a single picture.

    You put your fuzzy slippers on and head to the kitchen for some coffee. After putting on the kettle, you pull out your phone again.

    Bam! Another 20 likes.

    Here comes another one. This time it is not a like but a message from one of your followers. They flatter you on your success and let you know they adore waking up to your content.

    A smile makes its way on your face as you read another message. This person emailed you to let you know she loves your posts.

    As you begin to respond, your cell buzzes again.

    Oops, another message. But no time to write back—you’ve got to hit the gym.
    Listen, peppercorn_anu, most people just are not in control of their life. Seriously, they can’t even get themselves to munch a balanced breakfast, much less hit the gym.

    My job is to take people from Instagram anonymous to Insta-celebrity. (It sounds ridiculous, but results do not lie.)

    Now, what if you could raise your popularity by 100%, or 1000%?

    Truth is, it’s not the most difficult thing in the world to get more. As an example, all the old pros use our website.

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    Hitting the Top Post page will 10X your InstaGrowth. But you’ve got to do more than just want it–you have got to do something about it. Are you willing?

    See you soon.

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